shower gravey

Masterbution in the shower

the wife wasn't in the mood so I made some shower gravey

by donkeyman1 April 20, 2017

I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023

Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 6, 2023

Team Shower

When the JD throwers have a long ass practice and decide to get naked and have a co edshower with eachother in school. Normally games such as tag, laser tag, and alot of singing.

Ex 1- Don't drop your soap at the team shower or Ike will come for ya!
Ex 2- Get naked asshole's, team shower on three
Ex 3- Bend over asshole's, team shower on three

by Osama with yo mama November 15, 2018

Shower tragedy

what happens in shower stays in shower.

A: have you seen Robert recently?
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.

by thelegendtwentyeven June 8, 2022

Bionic Shower

Having a real speedy shower... so fast that even the bionic woman would be impressed!

"Hey, we'll be at yours in 10 minutes"
"Sweet as, I'll just have a bionic shower!!!"

by peasontoast July 27, 2020

power shower

a shower with two or more people mastubating themselves or each other

joe: wagone mate you wanna go power shower
bob: lets go bro

by avaziy fan July 27, 2021