Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.
Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.
by Elysmile April 10, 2023
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blame jew

A very irritating person who tends to blame you for things that are absolutely ridiculous.
Person: Oh shit that was my dog in my blankets ive been kicking for 45 minutes
Blame jew: Its your fucking fault you moronic sub-creature failed abortion fucker
Person: woah calm your tits jesus christ
Blame jew: YOU DID 9/11
by Foamyman November 21, 2016
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Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022
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Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Sewer Jew

A slur for those weird jews that lived in the sewer January 2024.
"Hey!" "Look at those sewer jews over there!"
by AdjustedKid January 11, 2024
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Jews

See? Not allowed.
Hym “See that!? See!? You can be as anti-Christian as you want but say anything about the Jews and what happens? Todd Phillips steals your movie. Not that I said anything about the Jews that isn’t true...”
by Hym Iam October 11, 2022
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