I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.
by habitual sassbox January 16, 2012
Urban dicktionary's self promo
Found on pages where no adverts load, and urban dictionary fills it with a box telling you to buy ads on the website, for five dollars a day
* The more common variant is "advertise here for $5 a day", and there are also merch with the definitions on it *
Found on pages where no adverts load, and urban dictionary fills it with a box telling you to buy ads on the website, for five dollars a day
* The more common variant is "advertise here for $5 a day", and there are also merch with the definitions on it *
User: "iuaervipandpgvaheihgmpaeimrgh"
Urban Dictionary: When you're bored.
Also Urban D. : $5 dollars to put an ad here!
Urban Dictionary: When you're bored.
Also Urban D. : $5 dollars to put an ad here!
by Cod3Play September 30, 2022
It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
by crazycrackdealer March 01, 2010
If you are a girl then it’s your fucking day and you are just so incredible,beautiful and amazing💗Everyone loves you
by clara🥵🥺🤡🤠 October 17, 2019
Real-5-Bro-Game-Code
Is a term used by men who respect themselves and good women.
☆ 1. Jumping into Random women’s in boxes that’s Predator traits; a big no.
★ 2. A real man not gonna come into a good womon life just to mess it up.
☆ 3. A real homie won’t go behind their homeboys back trying to holler at their women; that’s a fake friend.
★ 4. A real man don’t want
a woman that another dude Laying up with sexing every night.
☆ 5. A Smart man gon ask a Woman respectfully to get STD tested before he goes “raw / naked head” or she can get to Stepping / hoping the feeling{ is Mutual.
Is a term used by men who respect themselves and good women.
☆ 1. Jumping into Random women’s in boxes that’s Predator traits; a big no.
★ 2. A real man not gonna come into a good womon life just to mess it up.
☆ 3. A real homie won’t go behind their homeboys back trying to holler at their women; that’s a fake friend.
★ 4. A real man don’t want
a woman that another dude Laying up with sexing every night.
☆ 5. A Smart man gon ask a Woman respectfully to get STD tested before he goes “raw / naked head” or she can get to Stepping / hoping the feeling{ is Mutual.
by MillYentei DYSlick January 02, 2021
Family owned business based out of Oscoda, Michigan. Founded in 2008 by two brothers Ray Mahalak and Ryan Mahalak. They specialize in car audio, window tinting , remote starts and auto detailing.
Have you been to 5 Star Automotive Solutions?
by Est101 October 23, 2018