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Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew
Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020
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Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.
Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.
by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024
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The Jews

It's the same thing. The religion is exactly the same except they patched in eternal damnation and pre-forgivness for being evil inherently.
Hym "You hate the Christian Nationalists ne the Jews are the exact same thing! The rules are the same. Being gay is a sin in Judaism. All the rules are the same. It's the same thing!"

A Dork "It's the Nationalism!"

Hym "It ain't the fucking Nationalism bitch... Get out if here with that shit..."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Jew Pro

someone with a jew fro who is exremely shmuckable! and therefore he is known as a jew professionall, whether being of jewish decent ....or not .
Arlia "thats no jew fro!"
Emma "thats a smucking jew pro!!"
by koolaydria September 10, 2010
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Bird-Jew

A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.
I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!
by Source4Laughs September 9, 2019
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Jew Smiter

Adolf Hitler who smites millions of Jew because they did deserve to die in the gas chambers
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nether jew

another term for piglins in Minecraft, often used when they don’t give you good trades
holy fuck man, that nether jew just gave me three ender pearl trades in a row
by furry slayer April 4, 2023
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