layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017

Toking up

To engage in the smoking of marijuana during lunch break while in high school, preferably in a small import car parked in the school parking lot.

Tommy and I got busted toking up in my Honda by Mr. Dickdo.

by Ric Flare December 5, 2016

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

Fukt Up

Fucked up, messed up real bad, ya daarn darn doodly done darn did something rooty tooty damn hard footy macrooty. Something B A D.

Person 1: Oh god I darn Fukt Up

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

Shot up a bag of meh

Got bored, lost enthusiasm, have zero motivation

I would go out tonight, but I just shot up a bag of meh

by Fuzzybuzzzz August 30, 2019

One up

When your massive dong goes from a heads down to a heads up position, you gotta let that honey pie know you just got a one up.

Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up

Damn horbino, yo cleavage just gave me a one up. Grab a wheelbarrow and help me transport this mushroom load to bitches in need of a mushroom tip infusion.

by Mushboom August 11, 2021

Zipped Up

Being well organized or in sync.

“Did you see the show last night?”
“Yeah it was really zipped up!”

by Poopboyslim February 25, 2022