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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
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Fuck

IT IS. A WORD
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fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.
this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!
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Fuck a furry day

guy 1: do you know what day it is?

guy 2: uhh thursday?

guy 1: its fuck a furry day!
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Not here to fuck spiders

Fuck SpidersOriginally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.
“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders
by URBAN155 July 18, 2022
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Fuck this shit

Originated from old saying. Folks believed it was originated from old wisdom, spiritual world etc

The alternate meaning simply means not giving in to negativities, ransoms, or anything you determined as morally wrong.
Bob said “your boss hates you.” Then Susan said “yeah your boss hates you.”

You replied “Fuck this shit. Leave me alone and I don’t need your bias and rumours.”
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Fucking awsome youtuber

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