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The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week
me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK

chris: …
by ueiwskkdkekwlskdj September 4, 2023
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Joy Fuck Club

People who can talk and joke about sex with no shame.
I had a great time hanging out with Daniel and Lydia last night! We laughed so hard! They are part of the Joy Fuck Club.
by Hallow Weener September 4, 2023
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This shit's fucking wrong

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!
Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? 👌So brave👌 Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work
person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023
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fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

when someone you deeply admire looks fabulous
damnnn you're serving fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)
by giraffewaffa September 7, 2023
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Fuck whistle

Fuck whistle is the sound made between rolls of fat when two fat fucks fuck. It's not quite a fart, not quite a whistle. ...and no, it doesn't smell great.
by adonisvonwhiskysnob September 8, 2023
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Fuck up at life

A loser. Someone who can’t do things for themselves.
He’s just a fuck up at life, his wife takes care of him.
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
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