long distance relationship that you make amazing even with the lack of touch, you are soul mates, when you do become on one its FUCK SIMPLE!!
by jupiterMary January 17, 2023
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Get the die stupid fucking slut mug.“Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”
“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023
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Get the Fuck you mug.When a woman puts her period blood and her partners cum in her mouth a blows bubbles till the liquid covers his body
by Simpress January 22, 2023
Get the bloody bubble cum fuck mug.Literally the comeback the average drooling six year-old has because their dumb ass pea sized brain can't comprehend any actual good comeback, not to mention they watched and listened to their parents say it and when they think they have an actual chance against some teenager on crack in an argument they end up crying themselves to sleep for three months straight because the drunk ass teen said that his father traded the child for a pack of cigarettes then died of stage five lung cancer (look below)
child: fuck you
teen on crack:oh child, your dad traded you for a pack of cigarettes then proceeded to die of stage five lung cancer
child:*cry's himself to sleep for the next three months straight*
teen on crack:oh child, your dad traded you for a pack of cigarettes then proceeded to die of stage five lung cancer
child:*cry's himself to sleep for the next three months straight*
by Shadow_man January 24, 2023
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