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dirty Jam

A person who Jams random objects up the female participants ass and jamming the male participants cock in her pussy while pulling both his cock and the random object out the male will ejaculate all over the female participants friends t-shirt
Jake jammed his fat cock and a big dildo in jams pussy stretching it wide open causing male participant to then turn jam around and ejaculate all over the front of female jams friends t-shirt causing only a mess to be licked up. Dirty Jam- shoving dick and foreign object in tight pussy wallering and stretching pussy until time to cum turning female around and cumming on females friends t-shirt
by 'SlotSlut' February 17, 2023
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Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!
by Bendy D January 12, 2023
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Dirty Vallarta

When you have buttsex with a girl speaking in tongues after drinking in the pool all day long and she gets nauseous so you reach around to hold a trash can for her while she pukes but keep pounding it so hard.
I felt so bad for Kara after her husband gave her the Dirty Vallarta last night, she’s still kinda nauseous and won’t be shitting right for a week!
by Ponch96 July 26, 2023
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dirty Skibititi tolet

When you put your head inside the toilet while getting back shots from a camera man
ice wallow come: Have you heard of the dirty Skibititi tolet

Hugh jass: YES WANT TO PLAY DADDY
by Moe lester____ June 10, 2024
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Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire

When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.
I heard Freddie is a whip cream fanatic, even got the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire from Yeates.
by The dirty swaby boys January 16, 2024
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Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.
That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...
by Catanablade August 6, 2020
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Dirty Assortment

Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.
"Just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. Its a dirty assortment"
by Boxjellyfish May 9, 2017
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