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Dirty Mulweli

The act of masturbating a bathtub with garra rufa fish while they eat all the dead skin off your dick, balls, and asshole. Of course you watch them swim through your jizz after you cum in the water.
I spent too long doing a Dirty Mulweli and my fingers got all pruney.
by CandaceSuite December 22, 2020
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Dirty smidge

When two dudes are anal fucking each other and one grabs the other guys cock from beneath and blows down it like a trumpet with mustard in his mouth
Holy shit dude I think Sebastian gave will the dirty smidge
by The smidgenator August 30, 2025
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Dirty Merideth

When a partner is told to eat ass. Then as their tongue is deep inside, lock legs around head and fart.
"I was breaking up with my person, so I pulled a Dirty Merideth."
by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021
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Dirty Polish Woman

A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.
The Dirty Polish woman really did me badly I nearly broke her window
by DirtyPolishPerson August 4, 2022
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dirty rat

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Dirty Ishaan

A fat handsome indian kid who hangs around with white racist teenagers.
Oi you know dirty ishaan was in that movie with Adam Sandler and 10 Down syndrome kids
by aNotSoFriendlyGod July 13, 2020
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Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!
by Bendy D January 12, 2023
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