reverse momma bird

When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth

Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me

by Alphabetical dictionary January 2, 2021

dirty bird bitch

A person who exhibits a disgusting and often extreme lack of care for personal hygiene and safety.

After a sexual encounter, Amber lynn disposed of a condom down the garbage disposal and was therefore a self proclaimed dirty bird bitch.

Dirty Bird Bitch Larry was using a public restroom and there wasn't any toilet paper so he removed his shoe and used his sock instead. Afterwards, he put the sock back on.

Having run out of money for cigarettes, Candy the dirty bird bitch dug around in a public ash tray instead.

by Frankie fingers June 27, 2017

birds go wheee

birds have wings, did you know birds have wings?!?! And they can fly, BIRDS GO WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahana: birds went whee last night

Saskia: oh yeah i love when birds go whee, its great!

Ahana: omg how many times did birds go wheee?

by Birds go Whee-er August 28, 2022

Arizona early bird

When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.

"If you don't take your VIAGRA, I will look like an arizona early bird!" She complained.

by mrgirthy75 June 23, 2015

Avian Bird Flu

Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.

by BottomlessPitMan December 30, 2005

Captain Birds Eye

To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.

you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.

John - i fingered Jane last night

Adam - wow man you've earn you rank of Captain Birds eye

by B.DOT-ONDAGE October 2, 2010

Free Bird Solo

Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.

"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."

by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022