Dog Wank

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful

"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch

by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022

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Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

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soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019

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Gang wank

Everyone gets in a circle putting one hand on the person to your lefts dick and using your right to beat your meat everyone finishes into a cup and the last to finish has to drink it

Why did you do last night?

I had a gang wank with jack and leo

by Azsw January 2, 2020

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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

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