Creating space so I’m going to pull out the “Assault rifle” because this isn’t the crowd or person I asked to guard me.
by Coach Kevin, Associate September 17, 2025

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by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

by ducklicker May 5, 2010

this isn’t the crowd or person I asked to guard me. Creating space so I’m going to pull out the “Assault rifle” because…
by Coach Kevin, Associate September 17, 2025

by inyuasha September 9, 2025

Space aids is only transmitted through knowing about space aids, and and every time you hear about it, you remind yourself that you have space aids in by telling other people about space aids. They now know that they have space aids in our own constant reminder that they have space aids if you basically explain that to them.
by Zero Cartwheel October 9, 2025

A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.
Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
by Zarpd August 25, 2011
