Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drums are too quite, guitar has no aksents, trak looks longer than it aktually is, & tempo is always changing its like “Porridge”

Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

Example 1: Motorhead the Band has a song kalled “Overkill” it is the epitome of “Porridge Metal Musik”

Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal

by anonymous December 16, 2023

cum metal

A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token

"This metal is sexy! What's it called?" "It's called cum metal"

by DigitalAegis February 12, 2024

Joke Metal

A sub-genre of metal music characterised by whimsical performances/gimmicks/lyrics designed to enhance a band's "shock value" and "approachability". Examples include babymetal, okilly dokilly, Belushi speedball and psychostik

Man, I really fancy having a good time and going to see a joke metal band

by ToneDeafJoe July 5, 2025

Metal Gear Rex

A robot tank.

People thought Liquid was fun to bring to parties until he/she showed up in Metal Gear Rex.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

Metal Slut

A pick me girl that tends to hang out in popular discord servers.8

Oh my god, that becky girl is such a metal slut.

by Metal Slut May 30, 2022

Metal Sam

Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.

“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”

by BigChad111 November 20, 2021

Metal Gear

The most confusing franchise in history.

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you seen the timeline of metal gear?

Guy 2: yeah man, didn’t understand shit.

by Nig- July 21, 2021