Matthew

A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.

Person 1: Who's going up next?

Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.

by tetrislover February 16, 2022

Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)

Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.

by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020

matthew choi

Magic man plays for Glamour Fc

R MAN HES SUCH A MAGIC MAN, HES SOOOOOO MATTHEW CHOI

by Giroud 4 Life February 23, 2017

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

A dude who Tries to spit game and horribly fails, An Unfunny guy, or Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means Matthew is a lame ass Mf

by Bruh224 March 4, 2025

Matthew

Literally the best person ever, i love him so much.

I want to fuck MATTHEW

by duskm3 April 7, 2022

Matthew

A bitch nigga. He think he all that but he just a gay faggot. Lil nigger love getting all fuckin cocky and shit.

Matthew: I am so good a beating my dick.
Me: WHO THE FUCK CARES NIGGA!

by BananaDick42069 October 22, 2019

Matthew

Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.

Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat

by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020