Matthew Chastain

Failure, good at like nothing, weak

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain

by burb!!! March 12, 2021

Matthew

A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.

matthew:My name is Matthew
Guy:what a loser

by Chicken nugget boi February 8, 2022

Matthew

A lazy fat guy that you'll see working at your local gas station in your future. He has a receding hairline, and is a huge dumbass. He is very arrogant and stubborn. He is really buff though but he uses he strength to his advantage to be a dick to others.

"Matthew, will you please stop."

"No, and I'll punch you if you keep talking."

by _xXx_Finna_Pull-Up_xXx April 20, 2018

John Matthew M. Reyes

Very Handsome and Very great at playing games especially genshin impact

John Matthew M. Reyes is very pogi

by MatthewReyes04 June 8, 2021

Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

by Super idol November 21, 2021

Matthew Andres

Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car

Person 1: Omg is that Matthew Andres??
Kei Swagstar: Fucking love that dude, he’s so cool

by happymealenthusiast December 19, 2022

isaiah matthews a simp

He Jus Is Bc I Said It!

Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?

Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!

isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp

by Nye_Cere September 13, 2021