One who is a twinkie. Acts annoyingly cute and innocent. Is vacuous, fakely fragile, and uses the word "like" in almost every sentence.
by Zebliz March 20, 2006
A good fucking or high level of sexual activity. Not as high a level as a G5 uber fuck. Can also be said as just G4
by alex April 04, 2005
When you get donkey-punched by two white guys while getting a rim job by a Mexican, face-raped by a ginger, while giving a rusty trombone to a Hawaiian
"man chealsi gives the best alabama powersaws to kade"
"damn samantha marshall alabama power sawed the fuck outta felix"
"damn samantha marshall alabama power sawed the fuck outta felix"
by Phillip McCrevis April 26, 2011
The inexplicable ability to drain beer pong shots while smoking a blunt, especially if the blunt is in one's mouth while one takes the shot
by Gonzito July 31, 2010
when you see the girl of your dreams, you lean forward and flex your arm down all the way (BOOM). this is a common device used for picking up chicks, and it is endorsed by joey the trainer.
"Damn, im not one of those guys who is confident with his abilities." -Jordan
"Just do the power stance (BOOM). Lunge a little and BOOM!" -Joey
"Look at all these chicks i got!" -Jordan
"That's the power of the power stance...BOOM!" -Joey
"Just do the power stance (BOOM). Lunge a little and BOOM!" -Joey
"Look at all these chicks i got!" -Jordan
"That's the power of the power stance...BOOM!" -Joey
by Iusedtobefat123 January 31, 2011
A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.
He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.
He's Home Depot.
HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.
Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.
He's Home Depot.
HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.
Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
What happened to you last night?
We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!
Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!
Agreed!
We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!
Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!
Agreed!
by leftshoe January 10, 2014
(Two people who are aware of the Rhetorical Power Scale)
Guy 1: Man, that movie we saw yesterday was EPIC
Guy 2: Ya, but I watched a dif one, and it was Orgasmic
Guy 1: NO WAI :O
Guy 1: Man, that movie we saw yesterday was EPIC
Guy 2: Ya, but I watched a dif one, and it was Orgasmic
Guy 1: NO WAI :O
by Spartriach April 06, 2009