The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 02, 2023
Watch where you're sticking you're feet out or you'll leg me up.
If you sprawl around the tain aisle you'll probably leg someone up.
If you sprawl around the tain aisle you'll probably leg someone up.
by Seabright February 26, 2023
a crackhead (mostly Mexican) who walks up and down the outside steps saying UNO Mas! (A shot specifically of Jose Cuervo) When all he wants is just 1 last blast of crack
"HEY LOOK!, There's a jimbo legs"
Get the dog away from the door its just a jimbo legs making that racket just keep outta sight and keep it down he will get tired and eventually leave
knock, knock
whose there
its Jimmy
hold on
*Shit jimbo leg is out there again go grab the Jose so he will leave on the double*
Get the dog away from the door its just a jimbo legs making that racket just keep outta sight and keep it down he will get tired and eventually leave
knock, knock
whose there
its Jimmy
hold on
*Shit jimbo leg is out there again go grab the Jose so he will leave on the double*
by SpunOut September 06, 2023
by Newkitty February 21, 2016
"portugeese leg licker!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
by Chinavide February 15, 2018
Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.
AKA "L1o"
AKA "L1o"
Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.
Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt
Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt
Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025