Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized
Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
by Zarthle January 19, 2017
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Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
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Jordan Tate

Super beautiful and feisty. She is super kind hearted and always sticks up for her friends. When your friends with her, your never fighting alone. She always has your back and will love you no matter what. She is the most outstanding when it comes to making you laugh. Her nostrils flare and she makes jokes about grape rockets. She’s a great person to be around
Jordan Tate is awesome
by Little ding ding April 23, 2019
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Michael Jordan Skirge

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
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Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.
It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.
by ewanders1 November 05, 2024
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Jordan Chuey

Danny Balinger

A MEGA RETARD. So dumb he is gay.
If I could describe Jordan Chuey in one word, it would be Danny Balinger
by 3Unkn0wn_user7 August 29, 2018
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I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
by You’re Pilot December 06, 2019
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