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skirge

The oozing puss that comes from a wart on a piece of foreskin immediately after circumcision. It is visually disgusting and smells extremely rotten. Avoid exposure at all times and dispose of in a crematorium or anything than can incinerate it as fast as possible.
"Mommy, what's that ugly yellow stuff on your tongue?" "Eeew, I think that's skirge."
by Communicatorzzzz August 18, 2011
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Michael Jordan Skirge

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
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skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
by ksyder December 9, 2008
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Skirection

A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.
When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.

-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection
by Claf603 October 22, 2011
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skirted eggshell

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.
In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.
by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009
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skirker

Someone who cheats, cuts in front of, slips past, takes advantage of, white liar.
James is such a skirker, he drank all our beer when we were gone!
by Bobbyluv January 13, 2016
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Skirggle

To leave/or run away awkwardly.

Skirggled skirggles
The odd girl skirggled away from the big dog.
by Sueswag November 17, 2019
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