No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

January 17th

January 17th is National Short People Day!

Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.

Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.

by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021

January

January is caring and charismatic. It’s truly a pleasure to be able to talk to them, as they are one of the most impactful people you’ll ever meet. Don’t be fooled though, they’ll be quick to tell you off if you’ve done them wrong, they’re caring and they don’t take crap from other people. January is known for their creativity, outgoingness, and wonderful sense of fashion. So to any January that’s in your life, always cherish them.

- Do you know January?

- Of course, they are my closest friend, i love talking to them!

by Ghost_boy_00 November 21, 2021

Just joints january

You have the whole month of January to smoke joints, no blunts, no bowls, no bongs, papers only

Hey man, i got a blunt ready to spark it, wanna hit?
Nah man, it’s just joints January

by PBE 69 January 6, 2022

January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

January 10th

Real niggas are born. These relatble mfs are smart, good lookin as fuck and usually have a mf dump truck. Though they can be hella annoyin, them niggas are loyal af.

That January 10th bloke is a sic cunt

by Tyron_paul73 January 2, 2022

January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021