Golden King

A person who has received a golden shower from Ten or more people at once.

Connor was Coronated as a Golden King in changing room after the last football match.

by Golle December 17, 2023

Chinese Golden Torture

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.

The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.

Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?

He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.

by Davigon August 1, 2022

golden kiwi

When you urinate on someone native to New Zealand.

Toni told me she was from down under so I flipped her over and turned her into a golden kiwi.

by giannis_an34 September 26, 2022

golden-ager.

An old person; very elderly

The bow with head & hands touching the ground is the biggest way of showing your respect. In Asians this bow is done to god’s or golden-Ager.

by anonymous July 22, 2021

Golden State Warriors

A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.

The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

golden geek

The place you go before it’s all over and you’re brought back to how things were. This place or mindset or so one and so forth and what have you, has the potential to exceed enlightened conditions in the human psyche. You want to achieve this manifestation of destiny in any aspect of your life, though the term is commonly associated with lovers. It’s the possibility of what could have been. Most people in search of this affliction themselves have little to no association with current worldly affairs or pop culture venture. Rather these people enjoy internal existence and preceding expectations of current reality.

I went to golden geek and failed. Maybe dmt will work?

by Grantswishes July 13, 2023

Golden Pot

The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"

Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.

by Fourveinte August 5, 2023