Wank

A crazy person

That guy is such a wank.

by sugar.plum January 17, 2020

Wank

what alexander jankowski does every night to his mother

olek wanked to his mom last night

by FuckMeDaddy69420666 October 30, 2019

Wank

A collective noun for two or more psi’s of hip waders or a group of two or more people wearing hip waders

1) the fishing lodge had a wall of a wank of waders for the fishermen to wear
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing

by Docksee March 02, 2023

Wank

A collection of 2 or more pairs of hip or chest waders or hip or chest wader wearers

When all the fishermen got together it was quite a wank of waders

by Docksee January 20, 2023

Wank

My ship of walter x Hank from breaking bad

"My favourite ship is wank"

by Oman247 November 23, 2021

Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.

3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.

by Amonymous July 27, 2018

Wank

Get ur hand a place it on ur dick and start rubbing up and down, faster and faster until u cum.

Bill had blue balls so he at to go for a wank.

by Wankmaster369 June 15, 2019