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Syracuse Snow Plow 

When a girl is giving you a BeeJay and then you bust up her nose and she gets a sinus infection and she sounds like a snow plow for like, a week.
Bro #1: Yo bro, what did you do to that sorority hoe. She sounds bad.

Bro #2: I gave that bitch a straight Syracuse Snow Plow, son. *Bro's hug.*
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rocky snow 

Material that is used to ease the pain and bleeding of a violent or energetic sex act involving a woman's vagina. Used in the winter time, plowed, rocky snow is shoved into the vagina (after vigorous sex) to do a few things:

1. reduce the swelling
2. absorb blood
3. wash away any remaining semen
After I ripped Bethany apart, I stuffed that ragged box full of rocky snow.

I'd like to donkey punch that bitch and fill her with rocky snow after I'm done.
rocky snow by Jack Kleeman April 8, 2007

Chinese Snow Cone 

Sexual act in which a willing partner of either sex lies supine, allowing partner to forcefully ejaculate into both nostrils, forming a wad of man-gravy to form into a pleasing cone shape upon vocal chords.
After I gave that bar slut a Chinese snow cone, she choked and never called me again. I hope she got a respiratory infection....

Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow 

when a girl is on top of a guy engaging in sex, on a preferably slick surface, while thrusting she forces the bodies to move backwards down the surface.
DUDE! Last night my girlfriend scooted me across the basketball court Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow style.

Jamaican snow angel 

When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. The resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.
So I went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. When I got home, I laid down on my deck and made an AWESOME Jamaican snow angel.

Kwanza snow 

The semen ejaculated by a believer in Kwanza, such as in the video "Fanta Claus."
Fanta Claus: Do you like Kwanza snow? (young Mrs. Claus)
Mrs. Claus: Why, yes but...
Fanta Claus: Well then have some! (as he ejaculates on her face)