an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname Mr. Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco after his rejection by the cosmetics industry because he was color-blind.
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The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.
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