5-second rule 

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

5-second rule by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

5-minute Rule 

The common courtesy of waiting roughly 5 minutes for a friend to respond after commenting on or "liking" a status on Facebook. If the friend doesn't respond within this grace period, one can assume they're offline or simply disinterested in your post.

Mom: "Katrina, it's 3:30am! Get off the damn computer and get some sleep."

Katrina: "Give me a second, I'm waiting for Jessica to write on my wall. I "liked" her status 4 minutes ago. I gotta wait for the 5-minute Rule."

Mom: "You don't have any friends...so stop pretending! And switch the damn laundry before you go to bed."

5-minute Rule by Hey, Debra! July 8, 2010

ja rule 

The prefix "Ja" means Candy Ass Bitch and "Rule" means Poser Geek. Case and point can be seen in that weak ass video of when he and Bennifer did the VMA's.

"Man, did you see Ja Rule pretend he was hard in that queer ass movie, he really pulled a "Ja Rule".

"Did you see that man with that teeny dick? Man... his parents really "Ja Ruled" him with their genes.

ja rule by 2 pack shaker February 15, 2005

ja rule 

One whom resembles a musk rat.

"Wow, it looks just like Ja Rule!" -Crocodile Hunter

ja rule by t3h gEno April 30, 2005

10 second rule 

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

10 second rule by Shtoink May 21, 2007

the rule of two 

A sith law making it so that there can never be more than two active sith at one time, one master, and one pupil. The rule was set in place by Darth Bane after he killed all the other sith.(Darth bane also started the tradition of prefixing sith names with "darth")

Darth Sideous only ever had one deciple at a time, first Darth Maul, then Darth Tyranus, then Darth Vader. Although he surounded himself with other Dark Jedi, there were only ever two Sith at one time, in accordance with the Rule Of Two.

the rule of two by SlackerApathy September 8, 2005

11 O'Clock Rule 

The time that a party really "begins", no matter what scheduled time the party was actually supposed to start previous. This is the time that, without fail, droves of people show up all at once and a party can go from almost non-existent to full-fledged rager.

"Man, this party was so lame for like the past 3 hours, now it's insane! (Looking down at watch, seeing it's around 11 PM) 11 O'Clock Rule, happens every time!"

11 O'Clock Rule by Matty Rob April 6, 2009