Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retardable

"Retardable" (informal, slang, portmanteau):
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.

"That's so retardable, I would've definitely messed up worse.

by rayane1718 August 2, 2025

Retard

If you don't know what a retard is you probably are one

Daniel is a retard, he's really stupid

by Lars Larsson October 13, 2017

Retard

A mexican slow and retarded guy who believes he isnt retarded. He thinks he is the richest in the call and is bag at minecraft.

Jordan: gabriel your retarded

by Nico12343 February 4, 2024

Uneducated Retard

Ariel felus

Ariel felus is an uneducated retard

by GalaxyBone November 4, 2021

Retarded

Someone named Adil

Isaac says “Adil, if you look up the definiton of Retarded. Adil would come up.”

Adil replied “Oh really, let me look up what retarded means.”

by RC1301 March 7, 2019

Retardism

A medical condition that only can be self-diagnosed and you will be called an idiot if you use

"SeLl yOuR CORNEAS tO kInG eNglAnD!" Said the girl who we all knew, had retardism.

by anonymous September 14, 2020