After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.
by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016
An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
by Dirty Chaos December 13, 2017
by StoneWolffe February 27, 2018
Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot
by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023
The other day I chewed 2 purple people eaters and then swallowed 2......... I was high for almost the entire day.
by FTAU March 01, 2016
When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.
Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
by SentualSaxDuringSex December 06, 2015
a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER
by The Wap Goblin May 05, 2016