friend porn

When one is watching a pornographic film and sees a friend or acquaintance. Only applies to friends who you didn't know were in adult films.

Brad: Dude, I was watching porn last night, and I swear to God I saw Jen.

Chris: Looks like you ventured into some friend porn. What was her porn name?

by Official Donald J Trump November 30, 2016

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Nugget Porn

When two people without arms and legs fuck so they can increase the nugget population. However, you can not find this on the hub.

Hey Jim! Do you want to watch some nugget porn?

No thanks. It’s not my type

by HarpoonMan March 7, 2020

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clean porn

pornography with no smoking in it whatsoever

Porn user 1: I'm looking at porn with smoking in it.
Porn user 2: Not me! I'm looking at clean porn.
Porn user 1: What?
Porn user 2: Porn with NO SMOKING in it whatsoever.

by bottom knocker street July 18, 2020

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The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.

Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!

by goyo July 2, 2016

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