High Tit

A superficial and irrelevant position of preeminence. Generally accompanied by a sense of superiority within a social group.

Ref. A puppy within a litter that dominates the best nursing position would be said to have "High Tit."

Bro, always getting the last word in isn't going to get you "High Tit" around here. So knock it off!

by Barfuzio December 8, 2012

High School

A place where schoolwork is so much easier than in college, but the girls tend to have smaller boobs.

I can't believe I was such a whiner in high school. At least I have a steady supply of booze now that I'm in college.

by k^2 October 9, 2005

Jesus High

The act of being so high off of marijuana that you actually believe you can walk on water and shit like that.

Guy 1: duuuuuude...
Guy 2: Shit man, you are JESUS high!

by James Michaels November 15, 2009

i'm high

Used to indicate the speaker is under the influence of a mind-altering substance. If it's not obviously something else, that usually means they're referring to cannabis. Can be used as an excuse for being unable to comprehend basic math.

Pedro: Why can't you remember any fucking directions?
Bob: Don't blame me, man, I'm high.

by kickflipthecat November 5, 2010

andover high

public school in a gay rich town in MA. at least it's free

catboner: Luckily I got through four years of high school without learning any social skills. Phew!
andover high student: Didn't you pay $120,000 to go to PA?
catboner: Yup! Now I'm going to UMiami.

by bldkd July 15, 2010

High And Tight

Right before you cum, the muscles in your groin pull your balls up for the Money shot.

"He's about to cum!"
"How can you tell?"
"Look, his balls are High and Tight!!"

by DrMarten March 1, 2004

High Jacked

What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.

How do you know you've been high jacked?

How?

Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.

by Pearljammers December 6, 2009