russian lollipop

When your having sex and the guy doesn't clean up his come and it hardens

Man that guy really gave me a Russian lollipop

by Pussy in my mouth February 8, 2017

Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

by anonymous September 13, 2022

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

Russian oreo

When you finish on a girl's forehead/ bridge of her nose, and then black both of her eyes

I gave that chick a Russian oreo

by I'm yo mommas pimp November 4, 2021

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

Russian Roukette

A game in which the participants line 5 lines of Cocaine and 1 line of Ketamine, taking random attempts to avoid the Ketamine.

Sophie was wasted on Saturday, played Russian Roukette and lost, spent the night ket lagged in the bathroom

by Roulettemaster June 24, 2019