fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.

I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.

by donglethegreat June 24, 2023

FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.

Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.

by Noentry October 17, 2022

Fake friends

An ugly backstabbing THING wanting to go home and Forget that you exist

I have a Lotta fake friends in school.

by Created by Mariah Elizabeth September 4, 2021

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out

person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who pretends to be there for you. But at the end of the day, they start gossip and they don’t help you at all. They can be super snobby and rude. they act like they care, but they don’t.

“look at maggie”
“she’s such a fake friend”

by Angelic hair 12 January 9, 2019

Fake

Dylan Wilson; Phoebe Adell Mizell

Omg he’s such a Dylan Wilson... so fake!

by Duck sucking penis March 17, 2019