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lesbian

A woman or girl who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to the same sex. (so me romantically lol)
Allen: That girl Alicia's a hottie, I'm sure she'll go out with me if I ask nicely
Brandon: Bro, she's a lesbian, leave her alone
by TrickleYoVeryGayBoi May 18, 2022
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Lesbian Threesome

Three girls having sex
Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.
Thrice the heat with no meat.
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man
by Scar_Cam March 16, 2025
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lesbian weekend

The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.

A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:

On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together
Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street
by Dpeters756 January 7, 2017
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lesbian

non male being attracted to non male / female aligned people. and no you can't turn them straight.
Joe: Yo I bet Victoria will go on a date with me.
Frank: No dude, she's a lesbian, she doesn't want you.
by robertcaliforniaz December 26, 2021
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housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021
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Lesbian

A woman who likes women but it also not from the uk
Me: I’m lesbian
Person: I thought you were the uk
by GayyyyFroggggggg May 8, 2021
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lesbian daisy

lesbian daisy is we’re a small anerexic wog chooses to become lesbian out of self pity. she is apparently an out and out scouser who chill with all the massive town eds. she’s has a bestmate called molly may. she’s is a fucking groc and has a head the
circumference of a testicle. daisy also changes between sexuality’s and on the off chance she gets coloured by many big black man she will take a cock slap to the face and then make glorious passionate love to there 10” schlongs the dirty slerg.
hey man u see me demolish that lesbian daisy last night
real good fuck
by maria destroyer July 12, 2021
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