You just need some dick

A women that don’t act right so her boyfriend day u just need some dick

Girl:daddy I fucking hate you
Boy:you just need some dick

by Thxt.ho33.ari April 22, 2022

Aren't you just the sickest

A sarcastic comment after someone is trying to make them self look cool.

Billy: I have a full time job and you don't
Tillman: aren't you just the sickest

by Lukeissick August 16, 2017

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 18, 2022

My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 24, 2024

Just Honest

What bullies say when they’re actually just bullies.

Riley and Kitren: we’re just honest!
eros: no bullies

by JudastheBudist March 16, 2021

The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.

"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."

by James E. Robert August 24, 2015

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023