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Three-Handed-Jackson 

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.
"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

the autozone jackstands 

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.
I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

Pulling a Jackson

When a person bullies another person, the other person starts to bully the first person. The first person believes that they aren't the dick but they think the other person is for bullying them.
Person 1: Bullies Person 2*
Person 2: Bullies Person 1*
Person 1: "Why?! I didn't do anything to you!"
Person 1 is pulling a Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson 

He's the guy that plays every black person in every movie ever.
"Hey man who's that guy that plays that black guy in that movie?"
"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."

jack dat 

to steal very qucikly b/c you want it NOW
* walking down the street as i see weed
ina niggas pocket*
*runs & punches niggas in da face, then jack dat & hauls ass*
jack dat by lettelover, August 5, 2008

Jack's Mann 

A shortening for Jack's Mannequin, one the best bands ever.
Me: How come Death Cab for Cutie gets shortened to death cab, but Jack's mannequin has not shortened name?

My Friend: 'Cause nobody ever thought to call them Jack's Mann :D

And so, Jack's Mann was defined :)
Jack's Mann by 'Ronies September 19, 2009