Hercules shower

Simultaneously taking a shower and a bath with a friend.

Hey man, let’s rip a Hercules shower before the big game.

by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022

straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.

"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"

by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022

Freddie Shower

When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.

Lewis: ‘What is taking you so long?’
Freddie: ‘Sorry, I ended up having a Freddie Shower’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Slut Shower

A shower one takes with attentions of getting dicked down and destroyed.

"I'm going to see my man tomorrow, I need to take a slut shower in preparation."

by Ani Vanto January 24, 2024

A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

shower power

The ability to endure harsh weather conditions after taking a long hot shower. Esp. cold.

Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!

Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.

Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!

by CupricCow March 7, 2012

College Shower

A shower done in a sink, preferably with hand soap. Usually the solution to greasy morning hair.

"Damn I'm going to be late for school!"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"

by Hivterfall January 16, 2016