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make-work

Noun. A societal or employment position that exists solely because funds from a money-cloud (such as tax money, tuition, endowments, and non-profit organizations) was used to create it. It's title, usually having several multi-syllabic words, is an example of the "inverse law of word length and importance". It is usually a useless position that someone with several higher-education degrees holds (and perhaps even invented themselves). The purpose for its existence is to virtue-signal on both the make-work-er and make-work-ee's parts. It is meant to persuade people based on their appeal to authority.
"Margaret's make-work position is that of a biology education researcher whose research focuses on making undergraduate science learning environments more inclusive. Trained as a Ph.D. neuroscientist, she transitioned to discipline-based education research and is an expert on course-based undergraduate research experiences and making undergraduate science learning experiences, specifically active learning courses and undergraduate research experiences, more inclusive. Her research focuses on students with concealable stigmatized identities such as religious students, LGBTQ+ students, and students with disabilities, as well as the impact on students of instructors revealing these identities in the context of the classroom. Her research in biology education has been internationally recognized and featured in Science Magazine, as well as in numerous news outlets, including the NY Times, CNN, and Scientific American."
by Wichita.Downspout June 2, 2023
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Kentucky Work-Break

I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.
by Michael Hentz October 31, 2020
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Karen Work Culture

noun: A workplace environment characterized by behaviors and attitudes similar to those stereotypically attributed to a 'Karen.' This culture includes employees' strong sense of entitlement, a tendency to escalate minor issues to higher management, and frequent involvement in HR complaints over trivial matters.

Karen's Work Culture is marked by a collective adherence to specific social norms, prioritizing personal inconvenience over team collaboration and productivity, often resulting in a toxic work environment filled with unnecessary disputes and micromanagement.
"The Karen Work Culture at the office has made it difficult for anyone to introduce new ideas without facing immediate resistance and a barrage of complaints to HR."
by Tyler_ June 13, 2024
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Goat-work

Someone who enables another person's behavior to be peak.
Phoenix's sister interacting with Toasty is Goat-work fr fr!!
by ToastyVA October 16, 2024
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work with kathryn hahn

doing something with someone for the sole purpose of making out with them

comes from aubrey plaza saying she joined the mcu to work with kathryn hahn. their characters later share an intense kiss
person 1: why did you go with her to the movies when you don't like films
person 2: i wanted to work with kathryn hahn
by elviri November 4, 2024
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Heinous Work

Something so utterly outrageous and insanely heinous it is deemed as Heinous Work.
Jack: Yo man I really like this girl
Kieran: Did you hit that shit bro, what position, you crack??
Jack: Bro I just took her out to eat
Kieran: You ate her out???
Jack: Thats Heinous Work bro.
by Kieran Markwick May 26, 2025
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SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS
STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
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