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high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
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human bad

A phrase mocking people that claim humans are inherently evil with no actual argument or evidence, stated in reply to the claim in bad syntax to make the OP seem dumb. the person being mocked is usually an edgelord seeking validation through self-loathing and is basing their view of humanity on social media, ignoring how diverse humans are in real life. sometimes this is also done to boost their personal agenda and get angry that others' opinions don't perfectly align with it. The claims by the OP can often be found in comment sections of youtube videos discussing the Fermi paradox or about odd human behaviors.
comment: Aliens will never visit us because we're all stupid.
reply: "Remember kids, human bad!" please touch some grass and stop clogging up the discussion.
by dirtwashere March 19, 2023
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Meta-Human

A particular type of person who believes and lives by humanity and is not ready or incapable of moving on to new worlds future of a Meta-Verse and newer technologies..
Meta-Human (adj) Farmer Joe is a Meta-Human. We are Just beginning to work our way out of the MetaHuman world.
by GuysWord December 3, 2021
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Human Botanical

A human botanical is when someone pretends to be drunk at a party but is in fact drinking Fever Tree tonic and is sober.
"I am quite sure that Mick from #hungry_diner had the human Botanical done to him at a party by a girl named Natalie. He was on the small batch craft Gins from www.rohibitionliquor.co
by Hungry Diner August 30, 2021
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Humans

"humans are tasty"
"I agree"
by Humansarefood April 11, 2022
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Human

A stupid creature originating from "Earth" in the Solar System. They have two arms, two legs, some have an extra "Leg."
They are usually horny.
Alien 1: Wow, those humans are always horny.
Alien 2: Yeah, those humans are strange.
by Fur_rulz January 14, 2023
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