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human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.
Animal abusers are examples of human primates.
human primate by POILKEDS February 8, 2021
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Humanity 

"Humanity is a waste of time"
Humanity by Kilote February 15, 2021
They are weird aliens from planet 482221958
“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat
Human by Davecookie March 2, 2021
They are weird aliens from planet 482221958
“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat
Human by Davecookie March 2, 2021

Human Water Sprinkler 

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.
David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

Humaning 

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.
Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
Humaning by partyofnone March 5, 2021

Human fartbox centipede 

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).
For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.