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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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sunscreen shower

when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell
Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!

One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!
by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019
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eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.
Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.
by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019
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Shower girl

A girl who takes pictures or videos in the shower without revealing anything.
Omg I’m getting in the shower and taking some pics. I’m such a shower girl.
by Basic white Egirl September 10, 2019
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Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.
After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.
by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019
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Mexican Shower

When you lose the Reasor Cup, and shower with the Salmon while wearing sunglasses.
Jose took a Mexican shower in the creek.
by Commish8 October 6, 2019
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can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not
Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"
by Izza avalos December 23, 2017
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