free condom

a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut

bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom

by lolcarson March 5, 2019

BPA free

A massive scam by large corporations that they market on their bottles. For example, most companies put this on plastic products like a water bottles buch this is not the case, it is basically a bunch of toxic shit that they cut (like drugs) the plastic with so there profit margins can be higher, and then they din't have to work as hard, and therefore can bang their slutty boss on the desk in the CEO's office.

KYL " Oh look that water bottle is BPA Free"
FBI guy who is listening in on the convo " Well that's what the government wants your to believe"

by rupple March 14, 2019

Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.

Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?

by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018

Free eats

An expression that one says when given free food.

Jay: Yo! Some pickle fucker gave us free eats!

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.

Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"

by SMSgt P January 4, 2019

free-mothering

The act of spawning or giving birth to something that only serves the best interests of themselves, or someone they are aligned with, regardless the moral correctness of their acts. Supporting known liars or endorsing immoral behavior is an act of "free-mothering."

Sarah Sanders is a free-mothering voice for all of the immoral acts of the current President.

by Li Li Marleaux January 5, 2019

busting out the free throw

when a person wins in a situation due to most of his/her counterparts mistakes.

joe: aye bro so tell me why buddy was cockblocking with his girl.
joel:awe damn, she curve you?
joe: nah bro i’m busting out the free throw, she thought he was on some girl shit, so she gave me her number.

by trillscumbag January 8, 2019