panda faggot

one who wears gay panda shirts and bobs their head to bands they pretend to know.

can be reffered to as: "panda" or "panda faggot"

wow look at that panda faggot.

by Rose-Marie December 28, 2008

Windpipe Faggot

A person who likes to pleasure his or herself using obscure objects larger than 5 inches. This normally results in bleeding from the anus. examples of these objects include, icepicks, pencils, rulers, candy canes, shovels, night lights, blow dryers, Hess trucks, Barbie dolls, Etc..

Exapmle 1:

Matt: Hey Jared guess what
Jared: Whats up?
Joe: Jared..Matt is gay!
Matt: Well Joes a windpipe faggot

Example 2:

Joe: Come on guys we gotta get to work!
Matt: Work? since when do we do work in this class you windpipe faggot? Shut the fuck up and go shove something up your asshole
Joe: But Matt I don't do that
Jared:Yes you do your a windpipe faggot

Example 3:

Teacher: So class how is everyone
Matt: Joe is a windpipe faggot
Teacher: I know. Joe is a Silly little faggot. I heard last week `
Mett: I heard he toped himself by shoving a guitar hero controller up his ass.
Dana: Oh my god I love him!

by posermoser January 10, 2008

Jockstrap Faggot

Someone, usually a male, who uses body building, football, wrestling, etc. as their only defense. They form organized groups of friends, usually fellow team members. They commonly use the words "tool" and "goon" as a comeback against anything.

The difference between a jockstrap faggot and a jock is that a jockstrap faggot has an inferiority complex that is clearly obvious to the public. They make their athletic ability known only to hide their insecurities.

"Joe is a jockstrap faggot. He always takes pictures of his muscles but when there's a real fight he's churning out the excuses. Maybe he's secretly hiding the fact that he's gay?"

"When I told him off he just called me a 'toolbox.' What a jockstrap faggot."

by idontmeantosoundhomophobic January 14, 2010

Limp-Dick Faggot

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual

Pull up your pants you limp-dick faggot!!

by americanpsychoWI June 29, 2009

UNCLE FAGGOT

The recognizable homosexual of the group.

After a while, it was pretty obvious that George was the Uncle Faggot of the band.

by gm102 August 13, 2003

Sparkle Faggot

the difference of someone's idea put on a myth that you dont agree with.

or plain old insult

ugh edward cullen? i know! he's such a sparkle faggot.

by NeemieSaysHi September 13, 2009

Dyke-Faggot

A largely meaningless slag phrase somewhat common on Xbox Live. It denotes an individual who is not only a fag but, a "fag" who does things that negate or cancel out what they've just done (a cycle of pointlessness).

Dude, don't go forward 10 steps and then walk back 10 steps for no reason you fucking Dyke-Faggot

by Nizzlerizzledizzle June 21, 2010