Ethan Hotaling

Funny but no common sense. Also has terrible friends like Jack Bamberger. He also can’t spell his name right on Snapchat.

Ethan Hotaling is funny but dumb. Don’t be like him.

by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022

Ethan

A guy who is in love with mosquitos. He frequently watches mosquito porn

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a boy. he is a nerd. he loves Pokémon. he is my bestie. um. he is not really cool but he is sometimes. he is "straight" he is overall a good friend. but he gives terrible advice don't go to him for advice. plz.
love yaaaa

"yo ima call with ethan." yas queen

by ineedsugarcookies April 27, 2022

Ethan A. W.G.

Ethan A. G.W., The bestest boy in the whole world. He’s a sweet golden boy who looks at you with the eyes full of love. He’d give you the world if he could and would relentlessly love you and all your flaws. He reminds you of how beautiful you are and tries his best to be the best and can be a little clingy at times. His best features include his ass, dick, smile, and most important the eyes that hold this universe. Perfect daddy material and cuddle material.

“Do you know Ethan A. W.G.? I heard that boy has the fattest ass in town”

by Ethan A. W.G. October 2, 2023

Ethan

Ethan - The name for a therapist Karen.

“Dude I hate Loti she so annoying can she like not sing in group?”

“Dude, stop being an Ethan. Not cool.”

by Meatloafers January 12, 2022

Ethan

A very sentimental or emotionally unstable person. Is cute, but not hot or handsome. He makes lots of great friends, and will stay with all of them for as long as possible. Hates to leave behind what he has grown to love, and can be shy. Ethans would make amazing friends or boyfriends, so if you have one stay with him. He will always make you smile, and can keep every secret. Love sports, music, sometimes reading, and video games.

1: shit have you seen that new kid?! What is his name?! He hilarious!
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that

by DeadMob1000 (ETAN ROADS) September 26, 2018

Ethan

nevermind ethan is a loner and once i saw him suck off a whole block of blue cheese, BARE MAN THE LAD IS i never want to suck his toes if its the last thing i do

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019