The sexiest man on earth, his body is warm to the touch, his smell stimulates all senses. Being near Dylan Kun will bring so much joy you will never want anyone else. The sight of his Crush shirt will bring you to your knees. He is the sexist man on earth.
by David "David" D, Davidson November 4, 2021

by Shrekpornmaker3000 January 6, 2023

by Youlebhsuab November 24, 2019

Big hard man who will try and stab you with pens in the neck but woose out of it last minutes and is a teachers pet at maths and in really annoying.
Person 1: Do you know Dylan Person 2: yeah he tried to stab me with a pen but instead said he had a headache and ran off
by Fightyboyborninjune January 28, 2020

Charlie: oh hey Dylan I have such a small little chode, what does your s look like
*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick
Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me
*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick
Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me
by asssaaaaaaaasdddddds January 4, 2018

A big sad man with little to no will to live or exist on this planet. He is naturally attracted to snakes as they substitute for his shortcomings in a sexual context.
by BigBoyo6969 November 23, 2021
