David Jing

He is a friendly and kind person. He is a good friend to hang out with. But sometimes, he can be childish (I mean very) and naive. He also talks a lot in class. He never raise his hand in class when he wants to speak. But otherwise, he is a very kind and generous person
Look, David Jing is so kind and helpful! You should be more like him.
by Heylittleuser June 02, 2018
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David pena

Someone really short and homosexual.
Omg did you see how short David Pena is!
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David yates

Meaning a sexy guy whos dick id blow all the way home id bounce up and down on it till he couldnt cum no more id not quit intill he begged me to id make sweet hardcore dirty sex to his tall skinny ass with the Y vain in his head and ninja RC tattoo yep thats you boo 😘
#1hey david yates were you been.
#3 around...y watsup?
#1well if u want we can wait intill he leaves to play a game with me
#3ok but wat do u mean ?

#1 just wait ima show u its a surprise "wink wink"

#2=he ...goes to store
#1 me as she gets on #3.

#3 ...oh shiit gurl....shhhiiittt.
#1 starts blowing the job then the job starts to get harder and harder so she puts his dick in her pussy then its a done deal makin a piggy squeel type shit lol
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
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David Rong

look! there's a David Rong in the sky!
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David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
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david mertz

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.
by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018
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