Corned

Cricket term: When you are delivered a ball in cricket that comes straight at you and you completely miss it. Despite the easiness of the ball to hit, like when you eat corn It goes straight through you.
" oh man! Paffy got Corned !! what a loser..."
by clarkie09 March 30, 2009
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Corned

When a newly pregnant womens egg turns to a gundam suit and fights off 522000000 per day for 208 hours however that adds up powered by lithium batteryies to hace cloning to fight back and kost replaxed by a second mans sperm in the same captured suit and drowning the original sperm.
My ex d was corned.
by Cody5050 January 16, 2023
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Corned

This VCR is corned.
by SteelyDanzig July 12, 2022
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Corned

When someone purposely leaves a ceramic piece of corn under your pillow without you noticing - often considered an act of endearment. However, in more severe cases, being corned can indicate an extreme hatred from the perpetrator, and potentially intent to kill. Watch your back and beware of the corners.
"Damn bro! I got corned last night."

"Yeah I think he isn't feeling well, someone said he got corned"

"He missed class because he was... well... you don't wanna know"
by emuemq September 22, 2021
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corned beef and cabbage

A sausage infested with the herp wrapped in some stank stank.
Ryan’s chongy boi found it’s way the the patch, so corned beef and cabbage time!
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cob corn

Something only you can do with the boys, extra butter and heat.
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nuke the corn farms

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3. To send a nuke every corn farm in the world
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3. Jim: I hate corn! I'm gonna nuke the corn farms!
Sam: NOOOOO JIM WAIT
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