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Big Fella Chris… BFC

He’s a diamond geezer, a bobby dazzler, a top bloke… expert killer of digital things… wit as sharp as the knife used to cut his arm bobble off… so fun it’ll make you want to shit… has oodles of inner Mugen… is a danger to the older population when donning a swimsuit at the communal pool depends on proximity but lots of high blood pressure and pacemaker malfunctions… natural habitat Quebec party central!

Has a tendency to be very naughty but will behave for bj’s… BUT this is only a temporary measure so will need plenty of follow ups… Is effin HUGE has legs bigger than most people’s entire body… keeps them this way on a squeaky ass exercise bike! (which is kinda cute).

Has a teeny tiny friend who also has a tendency to be naughty but bj’s won’t work as she’s female… it is yet to be determined what makes her behave!

Side note… Is the best fur daddy on the planet
I’m going to Big Fella Chris… BFC the shit out of everything 10 on 10…
by MissChips69 December 23, 2021
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My Brother Chris Brown

Adjective: An insult meant to perturb those around you. Especially your mother, father, cats, dogs, and lame chimpanzees. It is a sin to be a My Brother Chris Brown and squirrels will find he or she called a My Brother Chris Brown irresistible. Beware of rabid squirrels, however, as they may or may not try to rape the offender. From trees... Or shrubs.

Verb: To run like a duck with chlamydia or sandy bollocks. May or may not include a beach or sandpaper. Always includes duck. Quack...
Adjective: My teachers are being such My Brother Chris Browns. Luckily, I saw a tree of squirrels out back. And a shrub.
Verb: Your sister is My Brother Chris Brown in the backyard landfill.
by Noah Ravenwood May 7, 2018
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College Chris Owen

Gaiety: Former schoolmate of Chirag; Long time friends prove that good things never end :)
Also, slang term used to disgrace the less fortunate mckins who cannot enter a decent university.
"C.G. failed info-tech"
Thus, he will now be labelled the
"College Chris Owen" of the day.
by J-Rouse June 13, 2003
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I Woke up Chris breezy

This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.
Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*
by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020
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I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women
Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy
by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021
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Im gonna chris brown you

Beating up a girl after finding out she gave you an std.
by sheebie.monster February 10, 2009
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National dick down Chris day

October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down
Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical
by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019
mugGet the National dick down Chris daymug.

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