Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019

Mr. Burger

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019

jay jay burger

A saucy burger from Elio’s chippy defined by a burger bun, donner meat, garlic and chilli sauce. Served in a nice white poly box. Preferably consumed on premises whilst listening to lady gaga. Floor dancing is optional.

Assistant in Elio’s chippy: Hi what will it be tonight?
Customer: I’ll have the jay jay burger please!
Assistant: You hear that? Jay jay burgers in da houuuuuse

by Jqordyb November 27, 2020

Burger

Someone who is lame, not cool,or scared to take risks

Dawg called the police tryna stop the party he a burger,

by Momaud October 29, 2020

Cheese burger

It's a food dumbass!

Person1:Hey have you tried a cheese burger before?
Person2:Fuck you, you rat infested junkie.

by BobtheNotBuilder69 November 3, 2020

shmeiz burger

a burger that contains someone’s semen

my boyfriend is so cute he’s making me a shmeiz burger later

by lisha666 November 6, 2020

burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020