Calamari Head

The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.

After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.

All loose and silly like a squid!

Calamari Head originates from Spain and was initially demonstrated as a dance imitating a squid.

by NAYA HENEBE July 9, 2011

head fruit

Giving head with fruit in your mouth.

Give me some head fruit

by Headgiver10 March 3, 2016

jibber head

A word that describes a person that is without knowledge of a given subject. Derived from the fattest boy alive, Cody Rogers.

"You call me that again I'll pee on you, jibber head"

by Sonny Campbell April 15, 2005

head boobs

The big squishiness on a snek head

Person 1: Omg! Your snek’s head boobs are so squishy!
Person 2: I know right!
Snek: You hecks, stahp it! Hiisss! Much anger! No touch! *becomes a ball* *does a good hide* *inadvertently becomes even cuter*
Person 1 & 2: *inhuman screeching*

by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 16, 2019

Severed head

A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.

Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.

by Daddyspill August 26, 2019

You Head

Adjective | offensive |
A person who is obsessive or overly obsessed.

The term "you head" can also be used as a general insult implying the person insulted is obsessed or very mad at you.

You head is most commonly used by itself as an insult or at the end of a sentence.

"You enjoy Identity V too much dee, you head!"
"Shut the HELL up! Tracy, you head.

by Austin Mcfartson July 15, 2021

Paradox Head

Getting head, whilst doing something extremely nerdy. Causing the spectrum of extremely nerdy and extremely cool to collide. This usually causes a small black hole in the general area where the paradox head took place.

Getting Paradox Head while playing World of Warcraft, Halo, Call of Duty, Dungeons and Dragons, etc...

by TtlyNotAJew March 10, 2011