The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, i think her mom enjoyed it i little to much.
by NastyLover May 13, 2020
Get the The virgin Hot dogmug. A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
by TheGenuineVirgin October 29, 2022
Get the Virgin Mobilemug. by YomomsWetAssPussy June 10, 2021
Get the Virginmug. Holly is a nice virgin mother, a natural christian at their finessed. She is a meme expert, one might say she is a meme herself. Holly usually has naturally blonde hair with blue or green eyes but occasionally dyes her hair. Holly has multiple friends, some may go by the names of ' Jae ' or ' Ay '. You do not want to mess with a Holly, as she is capable of being a petty one. Hollys are often found as 13 year olds or younger. She loves to hang her friends, and has multiple lovers that could go by the name of ' Lam ' or ' John Cena. I would know all of this because I myself am a Holly. We love animals, and are complete daddis.
person: I wish I were a Holly virgin!
Holly: I would if I were you. Hollys are such succulent daddy!
Holly: I would if I were you. Hollys are such succulent daddy!
by thewiseeagle December 1, 2018
Get the Holly Virginmug. by Dredredredredredresrexre July 4, 2021
Get the Virginmug. A basement dweller with no future who sits on their greasy disgusting ass that hasn't been showered in fucking months, stuffs their face with Cheetos, and plays Fortnite all god damn day.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bob? He's been skipping school to play video games.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.
by HateVirgins123 December 3, 2018
Get the virginmug. "Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams
"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
by Davy Andy January 11, 2022
Get the ingrown virginmug.