Ur mom

The woman or ...... Man? That birthed you .... LOLLLLLLLLL

Dang ur mom is weird.

by Why_not_lol November 1, 2020

ur mum

a joke that 12-year-old boys use, and they think they're funny.

'ur mum'
nothing else, just ur mum

by big brain person <3 March 19, 2022

ur dog

when someone is being a strag

OMFG STOP HANGING OUT WITH STRAGS! UR DOG!

by caw king May 1, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom is ur mom

Example: “ Guess what , ur mom . . .

by Kitty_ CattySZ April 9, 2023

ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!

ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱

by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022

ur mom

the woman that birthed you and helped bring you into this world.

Kyle: Bro ur so ugly and annoying
Bob: Ur mom dude

by urmadda October 12, 2022

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018