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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 5, 2013
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tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.
Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.
by charlie st. March 9, 2011
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twat rider

a lesbian whore who has sex with women excessively riding the womans twat.
that lesbian is one hot twat rider!!
by woahmanwoah101 March 23, 2011
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Twat Cuddler

Someone who enjoys the finer things in life.
That old man over there that is drinking that 15 year old scotch is a twat cuddler.
by gizmoto August 6, 2011
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Twat Nut

When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.
Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...
by DingoIna November 22, 2011
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twat

otherwise known as an 'audiotrash.'
that dj last night was a real audiotrash

audio twat
by h92 December 9, 2011
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Twat

To post an update on Twitter.
Guy 1: Yo dude I saw that you twat about gettin' laid.

Guy 2: Yea bro, I had to twat that!
by BananaRampage August 31, 2011
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