the one and only lord of ganja smokeing. he wears a crown of ganja leaves and dresses in only the fineset of ganja guarments. king ganja comes to you when one has smoked to much ganja usealy a good 12 joints or more. he usualy apears off the cherrys of ure joint when you are fucked stonned with a bonner. some say that he has been around since the dawn of ganja and lives only in the deepest regions of the stonned human mind.
when mr curtis and mr keen smoked to much blue cheese king ganja apeared and sheared a joint of his mystical herb and sherd his knowledge of the wonders of ganja. and then just like that he was gone
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